Tuesday, June 1, 2010

LadyBug Emerges from Hibernation

In honor of June 1st, this little bug will emerge from her hiding spot.  She didn't sleep the whole winter (she's got a lot of stories to fill you up on) but let's welcome her back.

Yeah, she didn't miss you too much either.

Kidding, she can't wait until the topsy turvy tomato plant grows.  Yup, I've been lounging on that all weekend.  Didn't you know I love infomercials?  I also have a slap chop and a magic bullet.  What?  Ladybugs like crushed garlic, they aren't vampires you know.

Just to fill you in, she only has one working eye right now (what color eye patch should I get?), a really bad sunburn, but is sitting on a giant green chair talking you while drinking a grande-non-fat-caramel-macchiato.  She also drank numerous margaritas over the weekend.   I really have my priorities in order.

Those homemade margaritas were quite tasty, I might add.

Meh, I think I did miss you guys.

Oh, I lost one of my antennas over the winter.  I think I might have left it at Dallas BBQ along with a birthday gift that someone in Manhattan is enjoying right at this moment - probably with a grande-non-fat-caramel-macchiato.  That makes me pretty upset.  Damn you Dallas BBQ and your hurricane sized drinks and really oddly tasting wings!

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