Because she needs an unconditional little face. Who wouldn't love a fat squishy wrinkly face staring up at you in the mornings? No, I'm not talking about your drunk-one-night-stand-with-the-unemployed-quote-financial-broker-end-quote-from-the-local-pub-who-you-thought-was-24-years-young-until-you-felt-his-breathing-at-6am type of guy.
A pug. A puggle would do too, but they kind of creep me out. Like a hybrid human, who would want to see that all the time?
Thank god I'm a lady bug. No one's been able to hybrid this species with anything else yet.