Remember my dream of serving fancy no whip, no foam, ultra skinny super large double soy lattes to the luxury starved customer?
Yeah, they're not hiring. Anywhere.
In my complete desperation, I almost applied to Jamba Juice, but I remembered I might jamba around too much and become traumatized when we cut open the bananas and oranges. They're alive too, you know.
I'm not a vegan, what I am talking about? Well, it's back to the drawing board sassy bugs.