of her car while attempting to steal the internet at Manhattan College. I ask you this dear readers, who leaves their keys DIRECTLY on the seat? Bugs do, because their pockets are too small to hold a key ring with a bottle opener from Paris on it. It was my only souvenir from France. Hey, I was broke. I lost 20 pounds there. For a lady bug, that's A LOT.
But look at me enjoying the view in Riverdale. Why not have a little fun while soul searching and applying like a madbug? I look quite relaxed, I think. I was probably thinking about moving to northern California and living on a winery. I tend to think these things when I am stuck in the bronx with my keys on the drivers seat.
After AAA came to bail me out of my cold-induced caffeine crash, I went to Dunkin Donuts for a little pick me up. After getting a pumpkin latte, I was disappointed. Who knew they weren't tasty like Starbucks? In light of that, I sped to Starbucks to finally apply to my dream job, serving soy lattes to a luxury starved customer. I hope they call me. It's like waiting for that call on Tuesday after a Saturday night. Or rather, dreading that call on Tuesday after a Saturday night.
I'm looking forward to Vinyasa tonight. What i'm not looking forward to, is the amount of people tonight. This is Scarsdale, and there are a ton of stay at home moms rocking sick yoga gear. They're not like the rest of us beetles. But that's ok, I know how to do a killer baby cobra, and i'm a LADYBUG. Yeah, that's right.
Interviews all week fellow sassy bugs. I have to make sure my green shell looks extra sparkly this week.